How do we imitate animal sounds in different languages?

Animal	English	French	German	Spanish	Dutch
cock	cock-a-doodle- doo	coquerico	kikeriki	kikiriki	kukeleku
dog	bow-wow	ouap-ouap	waf-waf	guav-guav	woef-woef
cat	me-aow	mi-aou	mi-auw	mi-au	mi-jauw
cow	moo	meuh	mmuuh	muuu	moe
duck	quack quack	coin coin	quack quack	cua cua	kwak kwak
frog	croak/ribbit	croa croa	quaak quaak	croac croac	kwak kwak

Not only words  but also sounds can be translated! Being ISO certified we do it all with the highest quality! Want to know more about the services we offer? Go check us out at www.lingperfect.com

Do you understand his English?

It's only Tuesday! There is a lot left from this week! So, it's time to laugh a little and be positive!

Hahahahaha...I hope this video helps you make it through the day! And if you need some subtitling more complicated than this video, with that I mean in another language, we are here to help!

Don't forget we are ISO certified! Therefore, you know for sure that your intended audience will definitely understand you!

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Do you speak English? Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

Hello everyone!

Here is a funny video for you to laugh a little on this dull Thursday weather!

Maybe these guys can't help. But we definitely CAN! Plus, we are no joke! We are ISO certified! Visit us at www.lingperfect.com for more information!

How much would you rely on this new phone app as a translator?

This instant visual translation app is said to be two times faster and more accurate than Google Translate. Google is 0 (zero) accurate. That times 2? How accurate do you think could be?

http://venturebeat.com/2013/07/15/waygo-tears-down-language-barriers-with-instant-visual-translation-app-exclusive/

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Have you tried Youtube caption translation tool yet?

Here are some proofs this tool cannot be trusted! http://newmediarockstars.com/2013/05/youtubes-5-worst-hilariously-catastrophic-auto-caption-fails/

Unlike Youtube caption translator, we do provide the highest quality and the most accurate translation. You translated work cannot be a joke!

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Now Youtube with a translation tool too?

It seems like Twitter is not the only one creating a translation tool! Youtube has created a translation tool for captions.

Look at the pros and cons New Media Rocktar have given us. http://newmediarockstars.com/2013/07/get-a-more-global-audience-3-youtube-caption-language-translation-tools/

Pros: Volunteer captioning is available in over 300 languages from Italian to Inuktitut. Best part — it’s free!

Cons: No guarantees that translation will be the way you want and on time since it’s all done manually and on a volunteer basis.

Don't you think the cons really outweigh the pros?

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How accurate can twitter translation tool be?

Hi all!

Did you know that we may soon have a translation tool for tweets? According to ABC News Twitter is testing a tweet translation tool!

How accurate do you think it will be? Won't it be like another Google Translate type of translation?

Check it out yourself and let us know what you think!

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technology/2013/07/twitter-testing-tweet-translation-tool/

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Can anyone tell me what they are trying to say?

Polite Language and No noising? This is one of the most awkward translation I have read!

Please, not the same translation in a warning sign!

For more funny translations go to http://www.engrish.com/page/2/

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What are you thinking?

Here is a funny video that will make your day even though it is a Monday!

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Who doesn't like laughing?

Here is joke for a happy Friday!

An American is on vacation in the Netherlands when, driving through the countryside, he spots a beautiful little farm. So he pulls up on the driveway to have a closer look. Unfortunately, he doesn't pay attention and crushes a couple of chickens in the process.
The farmer comes out of his house, fuming.
The American tries to tell him to "keep quiet".
To which the Dutch farmer replies: "Kiep kwait? Kiep kwait? K bun wel duzend kiepen kwait!"

(For those who are not familiar with Dutch dialects: The words "keep quiet" sound almost the same as the Dutch rural dialect "kiep kwait", which means "chicken gone". ("Chicken gone? I've lost at least a dozen chicken!")

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10 Funny English-Spanish Translation Fails!

Have you translated anything from one language to another?

Look at these 10 Funny English-Spanish Translation Fails!

Want to know about these mistakes? Go to http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/27/10-funny-translations-spanish-english_n_2774588.html

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Same meaning different word/Different word same meaning

Spanish is really not universal!

Look at how something is called differently in the different Spanish speaking countries!
 

English Phrase	Translations by Country	Comments
Apricot	Most: albaricoque Argentina, Chile, Uruguay: damasco Mexico: chabacano	In Spain: saying that someone is "chabacano" means he is vulgar.
Baby	Most: bebé Argentina, Uruguay: beba (girl), bebe (boy) Chile: guagua	In Cuba, the Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and the Canary Islands: a "guagua" is a bus.
Bug	Most: bicho Mexico: insecto	In Puerto Rico: "bicho" has a sexual meaning (it's a key part of the male anatomy). A bug killer was once translated as "mata bichos" and, as you can imagine, this sounded very funny in Puerto Rico.
Cake	Most: pastel Argentina, Chile, Ecuador, Uruguay, Venezuela: torta Bolivia, Costa Rica: queque Colombia: ponqué, torta Cuba: cake Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico: bizcocho Panama: cake, dulce Peru: queque, torta Spain: tarta	"Torta" in Mexico means "sandwich" (torta de jamón) “Torta” in the Dominican Republic is most of the time refer to the whip cream thrown into people’s faces in TV shows
Car trunk	Mexico: "cajuela", in other countries "maletero", "baúl"
Department Store	Mexico: "cajuela", in other countries "maletero", "baúl"	Most: grandes almacenes Cuba: tienda Colombia: almacén grande Costa Rica: tienda de departamentos Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Puerto Rico, Venezuela: tienda por departamentos Mexico: tienda departamental Panama: Almacén
Elevator	Mexico: elevador, in most countries "ascensor"
Eyeglasses	Most: anteojos Colombia: gafas, lentes Cuba, Puerto Rico: espejuelos Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Panama, Peru, México, Venezuela: lentes Spain: gafas	"Anteojos" is an old fashioned word in Mexico. “Gafa” in Venezuela mean dumb girl
Grocery Store	Colombia: mercado Costa Rica: compras Cuba: bodega Dominican Republic: víveres El Salvador: pulpería Guatemala: tienda Mexico: super, tienda de abarrotes Panama: abarrotería Puerto Rico: colmado Spain, Venezuela: supermercado Uruguay: almacén
Hello? (answering telephone)	Most: ¿Dígame? Argentina, Bolivia: ¿Hola? Cuba: ¿Oigo? Colombia, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Peru, Venezuela: ¿Aló? Mexico: ¿Bueno? Panama, Puerto Rico: ¿Haló? Uruguay: ¿Aló? ¿Hola?
Hot pepper	Most: chile Bolivia, Chile, Venezuela, Peru: ají Colombia, Cuba, Panama, Puerto Rico: ají picante Costa Rica: chile picante Ecuador: pimiento picante Spain: guindilla
Jacket	Most: chaqueta Argentina: campera Dominican Republic, Panama: saco Mexico: chamarra Peru: casca Puerto Rico: blazer (women), gabán (men)	In Spain, for example, a "saco" is a large bag, for example, a large bag of potatoes. In Mexico "saco" is used for suits.
Lawn	Most: césped Argentina, Bolivia, Mexico, Peru: pasto Colombia: hierba, manga, pasto, prado Cuba, Dominican Republic: yerba Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Venezuela: grama Puerto Rico: grama, pasto	In Spain: "pasto" is grass for animals (for grazing) and "grama" is a type of grass for the lawn.
Muffin	Most: panecillo Argentina, Colombia: muffin Bolivia: pancito Guatemala: mollete Mexico: muffin, panqué, pastelito Peru: quequito Venezuela: ponqué	In some countries: "panecillo" is a dinner roll and "panqué" is a pancake.
Popcorn	Cuba: rositas de maíz Argentina: pochoclo Venezuela: cotufa Spain: palomitas, palomitas de maíz	“Palomitas” can also mean little pigeons
Sidewalk	Mexico: banqueta, acera In many countries: "acera"	In Spain: "banqueta" is a bench

This is one of the many reason you love us and not Google Translate!

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